The Main Character
aka The Salted Caramel Pretzel Kooky
Your flavour
caramel core · pretzel chunks · milk chocolate · flaky salt
- Texture:
- layered · dramatic · meant to be seen
- Signature ingredient:
- salted caramel
Who you are
Your personal soundtrack runs in your head for every mood, situation, and weather event. You narrate your own life in third person. The dramatic walk with headphones is a full production. You're privately terrified of being a recurring extra in everyone else's story.
You are the person who
- · Cinematic photo, cryptic one-word caption.
- · Your situationship has a title, three acts, and a thematic arc.
- · Checks your reflection in shop windows. Pretends not to.
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Batch status
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