The Juggler
aka The Matcha Panic Kooky
Your flavour
matcha glaze · espresso streaks · white chocolate · cracked sugar shell
- Texture:
- clean surface · cracked underside
- Signature ingredient:
- espresso
Who you are
Aesthetically organised life. Functionally total chaos. You respond 'great!' to 'how are you' at a slight delay. The to-do list looks great. The actual situation is something else.
You are the person who
- · Has it together in public. Falls apart the second they're home.
- · Eats cereal over the sink at 11pm after appearing 'sorted' all day.
- · Aesthetically organised life. Functionally total chaos.
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