The Diplomat
aka The Triple Chocolate Softie Kooky
Your flavour
milk chocolate dough · dark chocolate chunks · white chocolate drizzle · soft centre
- Texture:
- soft all the way through · no resistance
- Signature ingredient:
- maple
Who you are
You apologise for apologising. You volunteer, then resent everyone for accepting. You have given so much of yourself that you no longer know what you actually want.
You are the person who
- · Says yes while internally screaming.
- · Three days to recover from sending a mildly assertive email.
- · Interprets silence as proof everyone's annoyed at you.
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Batch status
Still in the oven.
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